The Oatmeal’s “Horrible Cards”

I have always been one to get cards the convey the exact opposite of what people want to hear. Having a birthday how about a “Sorry for your loss” card. Merry Christmas? How about a Kwanza card. You might not know this but it is hard work picking out the wrong card for holidays and events but The Oatmeal has me covered on the holiest of card days that is Valentines day. The Oatmeal’s “Horrible Cards” have everything to nipple and cheetah balls references. Best part? If your loved one still is willing to sleep with you after giving one of these to her chances are she is pretty cool. $5